These are the pictures we took at Phu Quoc. It was a combination of fancy and chill. Thanks to Mrs. Thi for footing the bill and thinking of us! We had a great time!
We had just arrived at the glorious VinPearl Island when this photo was taken.
Chau, Ngoc, and Me.
We’re wakling away from the buffet.
Chau and Ngoc walking off somewhere.
I dominated this purple dinosaur.
Chau is fucking fabulous.
Ngoc and Chau hanging out.
Chau, Ngoc and Tien kicking it.
Us on the bouncy drop thing.
Still on the bouncy drop thing.
These are men-sized fish.
This fish is handsome.
Only slightly less handsome.
This fish can levitate UNDER WATER. He is a fucking wizard.
These fish are huge.
This fish sucks.
Megalodon ate me.
Great Horny Toad.
Regular Horny Lizard.
Pink Lizard is pure sex.
Nhi is a fucking card.
Diep was learning how to play Munchkin. Super Munchkin.
Look at that pasty, white frame. Pure masculinity.
We’re all feeling the power of water slides.
Post-ride good vibes.
This is us on a slide.
Slightly lower on the slide.
Robot Banana sliding down.
Tien. Also sliding down.
I’m too long for these little sled things. The water shot torrent after torrent at my nuts. It was like Aquaman was doing a speed bag routine on my Heavy D purse.
Diep. She looks like Tank Girl, here.
These goggles worked a treat.
I don’t know what’s happening here, but I don’t like it.
Nhi being huggy, which is weird.
Ngoc’s daughter. The wild one.
Chau and Tien!
I was napping.
Carrying Diep around near our place.
We walked around for a while.
Tri was politely asked to smile here.
I don’t know what the fuck I’m doing here.
Everyone steeling themselves for the ride ahead.
D-Man and his friends.
Me getting ready for the Sky-Drop.
Diep trying to be brave.
Nhi trying not to barf on a coaster weirdly shaped like a dolphin.
Another in a long series of Nhi making fucked up faces.
Dolphin. I told you.
Diep super excited about horses.
Or giraffes. Whatever.
Me bringing sexy to a horse’s back.
Diep was trying to breath Vy’s farts. I don’t know why.
Tri being not excited about a ride.
Nhi got to pilot this bee.
Diep wouldn’t let Vy touch the wheel.
Vy in the cool quiet of the aquarium.
Some sort of cruel joke fish.
This fish was really dramatically lit. Like a bitch.
Fancy goldfish or something.
This blue fish is sexy, too.
A big, coi orgy.
The kids and Vy vs. Megalodon.
Sexy lizard says it’s sexy time.
Sea turtle is older than you.
Lion fish is poison.
Baby lionfish is baby poison.
All these guys….
are looking for this guy.
Space spider yearns for your vital fluids.
And your love.
Thi and I cavorting IN FRONT OF OUR SPOUSES. Shameful.
These birds are chill as fuck.
Even askance, he’s rad.