Don’t Believe the Rich
Vietnam 2018
Here’s a very small series of photos from our trip to Vietnam over the summer of 2018.
False Flags & Restroom Laws
What is a False Flag? A false flag is a phony statement of group alignment made to lull one’s victims into letting their guard down so as to catch them unawares. Pirates used to pretend to be their victim’s ally by flying the appropriate flag when approaching a ship they intended to take, only when they were too close […]
Shkreli Ain’t the Bad Guy
If Martin Shkreli got a dollar every time somebody bitched about him, he’d probably still make less than he does at his day job. He makes, what I am compelled to assume, is a disgustingly amazing amount of money at his day job. However- since this point has been completely lost on seemingly every single news entity and individual I’ve […]
Assumptions Making an Ass of Vy
Sometimes, assumptions can hurt. But I’ve never been ass umpted, so I wouldn’t know anything about that.
Vietnamese Pot-Belly Pigs Pigging-Out
We went to a swampy forest in the South West of Vietnam. There we found many terrible things.
Duckpocalypse
And the angel of the lord came unto me, snatching me up from my place of slumber. And took me on high, and higher still until I was bigger and stronger than even baby ducks. As I towered above them in horror and judgment, cries of impending doom rose from their beaks. One thousand, nay a million quacks full of […]
Money lenders at the temple
This is the largest and/or fanciest temple in Ha Tiên. That shit crowded around the column is rip-off transformer toys. Super Change Robots, they’re called. Should shit like this be in a religious place? Is this even a real temple? Have we stumbled into an elaborate tourist trap?
Underwear Inside Out
Deep in the MeKong, there’s no laundry, clean water or non-diarrhea food. I’ve turned my underwear inside out to get an extra day out of them and I dried out yesterday’s socks by attaching them to my scooter and letting them flap around for a while. I pray we escape before the jungle consumes us.