In the below gallery, you’ll find all the photos from Christmas this year. If you want higher resolution photos without a watermark, please email me and I’ll sort you out. Click on individual photos to get their name (the first four numbers are the pertinent ones I need to find the photo you want).
We had a good time over the holidays. I got some sweet headphones and a 5tb drive. I’m an adult who is happy to receive presents for the winter equinox.
Rob and I picked on Tri on Xmas Eve (we drug him outside and pushed snow down his shirt). He was super mad. The Xmas Eve photo has been digitally altered to make him smile. He was frowning SUPER hard. Happy Holidays, everyone!
Number one ripper aparter.
This was way less fucked-up-looking when they were moving and not flash frozen.
Dad’s butt in Santa suit. This caption will definitely not lead to some disappointed googlers finding their way to this photo.
Peanut was jealous of Buddy’s lap.
Jake with more pup than he can handle.
I ate too much and had to lay down.
Peanut frenched me for FIVE MINUTES. No more, no less.
Tri was tuckered out.
Peanut with cape.
This pup can barely Clark Kent, let alone Super, man.
Jake and Toby.
All races of Santa are welcome in our home: black, white, plush, wood.
Kiba making a racist joke about Tri. Kiba’s asian, though, so it’s not racist.
Toby is huge and does whatever he wants.
You can tell my wife took a lot of these because there are millions of dog photos.
This is everyone at Christmas Eve at Mary’s house.
Mom made dad get into embarassing pajamas. They didn’t fit.
Buddy perched on Pat’s lap.
Tri’s the youngest so he has to hand out gifts.
Kally and Colton. Or Coulton. I don’t know. I’ve never seen his name written.
Tri looking overjoyed.
Kally got a Cuisinart. She was way too happy about it.
Tri got a bag stuffed with trash and he was so happy.
Tri getting hosed by Silly String.
Tri unwrapping his own Silly String.
Tri hosing Jake with Silly String.
Jake still getting hosed with Silly String.
And yet more.
Kally hosing me with Silly String.
Sad and fully festooned with Silly String.
This shit smelled like poison and was wet.
And then I hosed Kally with Silly String. I emptied the bottle in her hair. She had to go home and bathe before they went to Colton’s family’s house. I win.
Vy was happy about this present. She’s happy about a lot of things.
Peanut is as horrified as Vy is joyous.
Jake got SpaceJam. Finally.
Kally barfing about Silly String smell.
Vy holding my shoes or something. I don’t know why this happened. Vy did get Doc Marten’s Lifetime Shoes. Which are awesome.
This is me asking Vy if she’s seen Goonies. She hasn’t. She lived under a rock for a quarter century.