This was a booth at a place that’s famous in Gainesville, FL. It’s called Satchel’s. Their pizza is great.
Dr. Barbeaux-bot, King of Olympus Mons.
Still at Satch’s
Ryan made a baby (with his wife, so it’s not a science thing).
One of the cutest babies I have ever seen.
Ryan and his munchkin.
We went to the mermaid show in WeekiWachi.
Mermaid and turtle intermixing is against god.
With a real, live mermaid.
This is also a mermaid.
This lady was awesome.
I touched this alligator’s cloaca. clo
Kally petting an alligator.
This is a penguin.
Another shot of the weasel from a different angle.
Sailors confused mermaids and manatees. Vy tried to understand the science behind their confusion, but her studies came to a dead end outside an abandoned dining hall.
Everybody talks about how great these things are from the front.
Nobody talks about their butts.
Bangin’ a dolphin.
Waiting for a boat.
The waiting gets real.
Florida swamp, fed by a spring.
Vy won’t like this picture because her teeth are showing, but it shows you how fucking great we look.
In front of the Roswell courthouse.
Some idiots in this town put a bunch of bullshit on a rock and violated the 1st amendment. Stupid fucking cunts.
We camped near the White Sands National Monument.
Me and Peanut.
Appropriately, the sands here are white.
Peanut mastering the expanse of sand.
That lone figure is also Peanut.
Is this concave of convex?
Vy with a mermaid butt.
A fish, a fish
Vy with a peacocks face.
Vy with the right half of a penguin.
Vy as a small platypus.
I funked up the order of the photos, so pretend that these came before the last ones.