I don’t want to freak anybody out here, but my toilet looks exactly like a cute, anime version of the facehugger snakes from Prometheus. I’m simultaneously too scared to poop and compelled to watch a japanese cartoon (nothing new, there).
"The best lack all conviction, while the worst Are full of passionate intensity."
You can't click on any of this
There is probably a page with photo galleries on it somewhere on this site.
There is probably a page somewhere on this site with my blog stuff on it. You can chart my slow decline into serious mental illness from the comfort of your own home!
My email address is *charles*@*sweet*chucky*b*.com*
Remove the asterisks and shoot me an email if you are so moved.