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This is a squid for vegetarians. It’s made from vegetables and an exquisite amount of work has gone into crafting the little bastard.

It’s chewy like a motherfucker and tastes of fish, but the same things have been said of Jackie’s grandma and everybody seems to like her.

Let me know what you think, yo.

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