If your children aren’t wracked with fear and completely misinformed about historical events, you aren’t doing your job.  Fortunately, there are places in Vietnam that do the heavy lifting for you.  Time is money and those precious hours you waste popping wheelies while your unhelmeted child does a soft shoe on the seat behind you (I’m talking to you, Vietnamese […]

  DOUGHNUTS! Or “donuts”.  Whatever.  If you want American doughnuts in Saigon, you should probably pull the blinds and dust off your Smiths records.  Your future’s gonna involve some smeared mascara and disappointment. Unless… [80s record-scratch noise] That pristine vinyl copy of Hall & Oates’ H2O is ruined, but DonutMan’s smile makes it worth it There’s this sweet joint up […]