These are the pictures we took at Phu Quoc. It was a combination of fancy and chill. Thanks to Mrs. Thi for footing the bill and thinking of us! We had a great time!
We had just arrived at the glorious VinPearl Island when this photo was taken.
Chau, Ngoc, and Me.
We’re wakling away from the buffet.
Chau and Ngoc walking off somewhere.
I dominated this purple dinosaur.
Chau is fucking fabulous.
Ngoc and Chau hanging out.
Chau, Ngoc and Tien kicking it.
Us on the bouncy drop thing.
Still on the bouncy drop thing.
These are men-sized fish.
This fish is handsome.
Only slightly less handsome.
This fish can levitate UNDER WATER. He is a fucking wizard.
These fish are huge.
This fish sucks.
Megalodon ate me.
Great Horny Toad.
Regular Horny Lizard.
Pink Lizard is pure sex.
Nhi is a fucking card.
Diep was learning how to play Munchkin. Super Munchkin.
Look at that pasty, white frame. Pure masculinity.
We’re all feeling the power of water slides.
Post-ride good vibes.
This is us on a slide.
Slightly lower on the slide.
Robot Banana sliding down.
Tien. Also sliding down.
I’m too long for these little sled things. The water shot torrent after torrent at my nuts. It was like Aquaman was doing a speed bag routine on my Heavy D purse.
Diep. She looks like Tank Girl, here.
These goggles worked a treat.
I don’t know what’s happening here, but I don’t like it.
Nhi being huggy, which is weird.
Ngoc’s daughter. The wild one.
Chau and Tien!
I was napping.
Carrying Diep around near our place.
We walked around for a while.
Tri was politely asked to smile here.
I don’t know what the fuck I’m doing here.
Everyone steeling themselves for the ride ahead.
D-Man and his friends.
Me getting ready for the Sky-Drop.
Diep trying to be brave.
Nhi trying not to barf on a coaster weirdly shaped like a dolphin.
Another in a long series of Nhi making fucked up faces.
Dolphin. I told you.
Diep super excited about horses.
Or giraffes. Whatever.
Me bringing sexy to a horse’s back.
Diep was trying to breath Vy’s farts. I don’t know why.
Tri being not excited about a ride.
Nhi got to pilot this bee.
Diep wouldn’t let Vy touch the wheel.
Vy in the cool quiet of the aquarium.
Some sort of cruel joke fish.
This fish was really dramatically lit. Like a bitch.
Fancy goldfish or something.
This blue fish is sexy, too.
A big, coi orgy.
The kids and Vy vs. Megalodon.
Sexy lizard says it’s sexy time.
Sea turtle is older than you.
Lion fish is poison.
Baby lionfish is baby poison.
All these guys….
are looking for this guy.
Space spider yearns for your vital fluids.
And your love.
Thi and I cavorting IN FRONT OF OUR SPOUSES. Shameful.
These birds are chill as fuck.
Even askance, he’s rad.
The following are photos of the kiddos Vy and I live with in Vietnam. These photos were taken in Da Lat late last year when we took a big trip there and then right after Tet Holiday in a brief visit we paid to the house while we were staying with Vy’s grandma.
Mrs. Chau in this maze hidden in this weird ass’d cafe in Da Lat. Totally worth wandering around for an hour.
Vy in the blackness of the maze.
People actually live inside the maze.
Like, there are homes hidden in it.
Hobbits? Is that why Vy is smiling? Hobbits?
Kevin, David and Robot Banana
We made it to the top of the place after some struggling.
Nhi making an approriate face.
Abandoned gift shop.
This is a giant cement tiger at the abandoned TIger Cave Falls park. Best waterfall in Vietnam. But, that’s only because it’s abandoned.
Vy! Look at them legs!
This is the tiger cave where the tigers are purported to have lived.
Kevin surveying the waterfall.
Kevin and waterfall.
This is the falls.
Nhi, still making appropriate faces.
Nice photo for once, Nhi!
The boys. Tri always looks 1,000 years old in photos.
Vy and me.
Ms. Ngoc and her children!
Waterfall from the top.
If the park weren’t abandoned, the trash pile here would be 10Xs larger.
Ah! Vietnam’s natural beauty!
The waterfall from the bottom.
Vy watching the kids. Fucking creeper…
Nhi washing her feet off.
Vy and Chau
Me and Chau! She likes me less than Vy and I’ve known her for way longer. Life’s a bitch.
Kevin and the waterfall.
Kevin and I scrambled along this wall.
The kids on top of the falls. This was a little dangerous, but the kids were super badass’d about it.
The pool at the bottom of the falls.
Nhi and Kevin
The kids frolicking in the falls.
Tri and RB are splashing.
Diep being ladylike or something? I don’t know.
Time to cut out!
Chau and Diep
Nhi, dressed as Little Red Riding Hood.
Tri, looking like a dip.
Me, the same.
Make sure your translatoin dictionary isn’t racist.
Wait… is this describing him or what he hunts?
Dave and Nhi.
Vy and the kids.
Tri always tastes food like he’s making out with it HARD.
Vy and Diep
Boo-Boo and Mrs. Thi
This is from Tet. Nhi is rubbing lucky money on her face for good luck.
This is the family that we’re staying with in Nam. The Vo Family, I guess you’d say? Names are weird in VN.
Face rubbing and Chau and Diep making faces.
Me and everybody.
Glob, I’m white. This is the best photo. Less ugly, somehow.
This is the Birth of Man recreation we worked for months to make happen. Diep farted on Tri right when this photo was taken.
Vy and the family!
Vy and Chau
Mr. Tien is taking a photo of a small, flowering bansai. I thought it would be funny to take a picture of him taking a picture of it.
We were all trying to dance and do that one thing from Dirty Dancing, but Diep couldn’t not be ticklish for FIVE SECONDS.
Still can’t do it.
Nope. That’s not it at all.
She can’t let go.
I love this photo. Nhi is trying to show Diep how she’s supposed to hold her arms. It’s really funny.