2 thoughts on “Vietnampourri

    1. My breasts were cupped and massaged by a policeman last week, so I’m pretty sure it’s in full-effect.

      The Pig also mimed that I needed to defecate on a pane of glass while he watched in order to make sure I could maintain control of my motor vehicle, regardless of the situation. I didn’t, because I have my dignity, but I did let him smell my shoes for several minutes. That said, it’s probably more accurate to call him a “hobo” than a police officer. Also, replace the words “cupped” and “massaged” with “tweaked” and “motor-boated” and “hobo” with “homeless hobbit”.

Let me know what you think, yo.